Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Ndubuisi Okeh's Current Tripcode

It is well-known that Ndubuisi "Jkid" Okeh changes his tripcode regularly in attempt to cover up his crimes. The key for his latest tripcode (!MoQnyGB0xU), however, has been unknown for many months. The Ndubuisi Okeh Watchdogs are now proud to announce that we have received the key for his latest tripcode from an internet activist and will now be publishing it.

#^\4/^


Soon to come: How Ndubuisi "Jkid" Okeh is attempting to defraud investors through Indiegogo.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Irony

Do you have a job? Or you're just a edgy male living in someone else's basement.
Ndubuisi Okeh, unemployed 24-year-old living with his parents.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Ndubuisi "Jkid" Okeh's Convention Adventures

It is a well-known fact that Ndubuisi "Jkid" Okeh attends anime conventions, but what does he do at these events? The Ndubuisi Okeh Watchdogs have investigated and found some very interesting and very disturbing facts.

Antisemitism (Katsucon 2013)

During Katsucon 2013, an anime convention held at the Gaylord National Convention & Resort Center in Maryland, Okeh decided to walk into a room where a private event was being held by the BBYO, a youth organisation "aspiring to involve more Jewish teens in more meaningful Jewish experiences" recognised by Barack Obama himself. He proceeded to walk around the premises, filming children and teenagers without asking for their permission. Eventually he walked onto the stage while a live performance was in progress, where he was spotted by security and escorted from the event.


One thing is for sure—after this incident, there certainly will be security personell around at the next BBYO event, thanks to Ndubuisi Okeh.

The incident also sparked a row between Katsucon attenders and the BBYO which lasted throughout the weekend. Rumour has it that Okeh vandalised four hotel rooms rented by the BBYO in order to get said group banned from the hotel.

Causing interruption to a panel advocating fair treatment of LGBT (Katsucon 2013)

Okeh attended a panel hosted by "It Gets Better", an anti-bullying organisation advocating fair treatment of LGBT youth. His stated goal was to "speak [his] mind in what the 'It get's better' really means", despite neither being lesbian, gay, bisexual or transsexual. Throughout the presentation he constantly interrupted the speakers mid-sentence for no apparent reason, even going as far as interrupting some speakers during their introductions. In his usual mode of business, Okeh filmed the entire event and posted it to YouTube.

After almost an hour into the video, the panel was literally occupied by Ndee Okeh, as he stood up in front of everybody and attempted to spread his unrelated agenda. He was barely able to form a single coherent sentence, however, making the whole ordeal a massive waste of time.

Pushing and other rude behaviour (Katsucon 2013, Otakon 2012)

Posters on the "Cosplay & EGL" board on 4chan reported that Okeh kept pushing people around during Katsucon 2013 [sources: 1, 2], as well as talking with his mouth "full of sandwich". While this is not as vicious as the various other incidents, it only goes to show the contempt and disrespect Okeh shows for other people.

During Otakon 2012, Okeh had allegedly "creepped [sic] out a lot of people, male and female alike". The most disturbing part, however, is when Okeh spotted a man he had a vendetta against and began to chase him. Quoting a poster on /cgl/:
jkid was looking really hard for anybody who might have been related to 4chan administration/their friends because he has a MASSIVE vendetta against them. i guess he spotted a couple people (WTSnacks included) up on the second floor and ran up to them to harass them. he shouted something like I SPOTTED YOUR TRICK at them and harassed them for a while longer, claiming they set up the event to photograph him and embarrass him

he wasn't even harassing the people who were "setting him up." jkid is a fucking idiot
Jkid was fine for 95% of the weekend (including the Friday meet), but an hour before the /cgl/ meet on Saturday he turned super-paranoid. Real-life Dale Gribble stuff.

Snacks told me he was standing on the second floor looking over the meet when he got a text message: "RUN" Next thing he knows Jkid is SPRINTING up the fucking stairs towards him.

After that he always had his camera out, he was trying to read Snacks' phone over his shoulder, he tried following us when we left early, etc. We tried losing him but he caught up to us and asked "Where are we going?" and I had to be the one who said, "Uh, we?"
Okeh held his own panel at Katsucon 2013 about imageboard culture, where he badmouthed the e-sports team Leetchan and the imageboard 4chon.net without letting either party defend themselves. He also showed contempt for his own audience by answering his phone multiple times during the presentation he gave, then blaming the phone calls on Leetchan.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Excuses

"Problem is that my mother is somewhat paranoid about me having roommates."
—Ndubuisi "Jkid" Okeh, 24 years old.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

How Ndubuisi "Ndee" Okeh spends his welfare checks

Ndubuisi "Jkid" Okeh has begun taking welfare from the United States Government, as he claims he is "unemployable". However, we have it on good authority that Ndubuisi "Ndee" Okeh is actually employed by his father. Today, the Ndubuisi Okeh Watchdogs will take a look at how Okeh spends other people's tax dollars.

Otakon 2012

Ndubuisi Okeh went to attend Otakon 2012, a convention for paedophiles disguised as "cosplayers" and cute animals. Despite Otakon being held only 90 minutes away from Okeh's home, he decided not to commute but to book a room at the Baltimore Hilton hotel, costing upwards of $200/night. That's $800 for the four nights he spent there! This is further proof that Ndee Okeh's demand of $1000 to "archive" *chan content was nothing but a lie and an attempt at fraud.

Ndubuisi Okeh tries to learn Japanese

Ndee "Jkid" Okeh has three weeks to learn a basic level of Japanese, apparently because he misrepresented (read: "lied about") his success in Japanese in high school. Apparently, as Maryland University found out, they are forcing Okeh to take a small exam proving a very basic level of knowledge of Japanese.

As a result, Ndubuisi Okeh has purchased books worth $200 instead of borrowing them at a library or using online resources (which there's plenty of).
Jkid's books and battlestation.

Jkid upgrades his "Battlestation"

As seen above, Okeh has upgraded his "battlestation" (slang for "computer") with two more monitors. His stated purpose is that two additional monitors would allow him to hack Web sites better. What's even more amazing is that he's bought them in the same time period as the Japanese books and all the expenses incurred at Otakon (hotel room, ticket, costume, food, etc.) Is this a legitimate welfare recipient? Is this a "penniless student"? Clearly, Ndubuisi Okeh is a con man and a criminal.

Jkid attempts to shut down free speech sites

Ndubuisi Okeh has since the inception of this blog attempted to take it down, with people such as the mentally ill autist "Ottre" even filing fraudulous police reports with Australian law enforcement. This is clearly an attempt at hiding the truth. Remember that free speech not only means the freedom to brag about committing crimes, but also to expose the people that do it. Jkid has also been critical and even harassing towards free speech activists such as Michael "savetheinternet" Horowitz.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Ndubuisi "Jkid" Okeh Provides Safe Harbour for Criminals

Thanks to the help of an insider in Rizon, the IRC network providing service to the #yotsubasociety channel, our cyber-surveillance against known criminals has unearthed another piece of evidence of Ndubuisi Okeh's character and crimes. What you are about to read is the disturbing log of a conversation between Ndubuisi Okeh and a criminal we will call only "dabeshu" as we are currently cooperating with a Law Enforcement investigation against that individual.

In the log, "dabeshu" tells Okeh/Jkid that he is a computer hacker and a pedophile who was arrested by the police but let off due to a lack of evidence. Apparently, "dabeshu" was able to physically destroy his hard drive when his house was raided by Law Enforcement agents. Take a second and think how you would react if you were told this information. How Okeh reacted is another story completely. Not only does he not care about the crimes of "dabeshu", he displays anger against the police and the court system. No honest and law-abiding person would react that way.

We present to you the log of their conversation, unedited and unredacted:
<dabeshu>  Hi everyone
<dabeshu> Jkid how was otakon?
<~Jkid> OK
<~Jkid> What happened to your plans?
<dabeshu> I had to go to court
<dabeshu> I was charged with 2 counts of data theft, both of which were dropped
<~Jkid> Go to court? for what?
<~Jkid> data theft? how?
<dabeshu> Someone had access to my computer on my network and used the connection to commit crimes
<~Jkid> How did it got dropped?
<dabeshu> They proved that certain things on my computer proved it had been broken into
<dabeshu> So at that point they were assuming it was someone else
<~Jkid> Did you got arrested?
<dabeshu> Yeah
<dabeshu> They breached my home and I melted my harddrive
<~Jkid> Which place did you went? Juvie hall or real jail?
<dabeshu> I went to county jail
<~Jkid> With real criminals? How did you survived?
<dabeshu> I just kept quiet mostly. 
<dabeshu> No one really bothered me
<~Jkid> How many days you stayed?
<dabeshu> 8
<~Jkid> Did your parents bailed you out?
<~Jkid> Did the courts remanded you?
<dabeshu> No, I had my court date and my lawyer proved that I was innocent and so all charges were dropped and I was free to go home
<dabeshu> I was facing a 20+ year sentence
<~Jkid> But really, you were arrested, but not given bail
<dabeshu> I told my parents not to pay the bail because it didn't concern them
<dabeshu> They were just as ready to do that as they were to do anything else
<~Jkid> Really, how did your computer got broken into?
<dabeshu> I don't know the details, but somewhere between 4:00 am and 9:00 am on the morning of Tuesday July 3rd
<~Jkid> Was it through wireless?
<dabeshu> I am honestly not sure
<~Jkid> Did they interrogate you?
<~Jkid> before charging you?
<dabeshu> They did talk with me about what happened and about some things I didn't know about and won't repeat
<dabeshu> And they said I was innocent there
<dabeshu> But I was still proven innocent in court
<~Jkid> But why did they charge you anyway?
<dabeshu> I wouldn't really call it an interrogation
<dabeshu> They tried to get me with it, but they didn't
<dabeshu> Dropped all charges
<~Jkid> Problem is that if they knew you did not do anything, yet they try to haul you into prison?
<dabeshu> I was in prison for a little over a week because they deemed it as a necessity
<dabeshu> To hold me there
<~Jkid> necessity?
<~Jkid> To hold you there?
<dabeshu> Yea
<dabeshu> Yeah
<~Jkid> Why was it necessary to hold you in jail
<~Jkid> If you did not do anything?
<dabeshu> The crime that was committed breached high protocol safety barriers 
<dabeshu> And so they figured I would have run away
<dabeshu> I'm just glad to be home
<~Jkid> Problem is that you have no knolwedge of how to breach those terms
<~Jkid> 'or barries
<dabeshu> I can't prove that to them
<~Jkid> barriers so there is no necessity
<~Jkid> it's a waste of tax payers money
<dabeshu> Hey come on man you don't know anything about it
<~Jkid> What about your hard drive?
<~Jkid> Do you have that data elsewhere?
* dabeshu [cgiirc@never.knows.best] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
* dabeshu [cgiirc@Rizon-3E09FF27.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net] has joined #YotsubaSociety
<dabeshu> Even though loli is a sort of a grey area this was on the news in my area so everyone would know my secret :x
<dabeshu> I don't want to be branded in any way so I just melted the drive and everything on it.
<~Jkid> So your data is gone, completely? With no backup?
<dabeshu> I do have a backup that I hid in my floor-safe
<dabeshu> It's a miracle they didn't find that
<~Jkid> OK, are you still on your computer?
<dabeshu> Yeah
<~Jkid> which drive are you using?
<~Jkid> How did you melt your drive? Thermite?
<dabeshu> I'm a drive which is mostly up to date except maybe a few thousand pictures
<dabeshu> I have an emergency measure in place for quick disposal
<dabeshu> Which basically renders the drive unreadable

Wednesday, June 6, 2012